Five Quotes From Roger Ebert Regarding the Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles Movies

"Why would a pizza company want to advertise that it's the pizza preferred by turtles who live in sewers?"

"[Children] had to be taken to see this movie. And I guess they liked it, I don't know. Maybe they're not that critical when they're five years old."

"They talk to each other in the way teenage boys sometimes do."

"There's something going on with these turtles that is telling us something alarming about our society."

"These turtles are named after Renaissance artists and they don't have between the four of them an idea worthy of any one of those names."