Monday, February 22, 2010

Things u do 2 fill the void?

Use my tears to water my weeping willow bonsai tree.

Scold Mother when she forgets to buy Easymac at Sam's.

Go to Supercuts n pay $9.99 to collect the clippings of ginger ladies.

Furnish my bathroom with a deer scarer, black-headed pig Chia Pet and a nude poster of Bjork holding a leaf.

Try n converse w/construction workers via walkie-talkie. They never respond.

Dust my deceased grandpa's collection of rusting bikes.


1 comment:

  1. Ceaselessly masturbate my dog and then scold him when he's too tired to play fetch.