Friday, February 19, 2010

What is your fetish?

All mine are pretty standard. School girl, girl in a nurse outfit, objectifying women. My most elaborate is also pretty kinky: a girl takes a swing at my stomach with a katana, connects, reaches in and pulls the excrement out of my entrails, and throws it at me while spouting immensely vulgar verbal degradation using the Alf puppet on her free hand.

1 comment:

  1. I like fat Asian girls with halitosis, an outie belly button, and stage one melanoma. Bonus points for lopsided titties too. Basically I'm looking for Lucy Liu in 30 years. Imma prolapse dat ass!