Use my tears to water my weeping willow bonsai tree. Scold Mother when she forgets to buy Easymac at Sam's.
Go to Supercuts n pay $9.99 to collect the clippings of ginger ladies.
Furnish my bathroom with a deer scarer, black-headed pig Chia Pet and a nude poster of Bjork holding a leaf.
Try n converse w/construction workers via walkie-talkie. They never respond.
Dust my deceased grandpa's collection of rusting bikes.
Parkour.
Ceaselessly masturbate my dog and then scold him when he's too tired to play fetch.
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